Zuer. (@shootyourmother) 19

July 8, 2013 9:27 pm
mermaidscum:
“ washed—0ut:
“ bootykun:
“ malformalady:
“ Hand-shaped icicle
”
no this is fuckin bullshit i can’t draw a hand to save my life but some water drips into that shape on accident
no fuck you nature fuck you
”
Amen
” ”

mermaidscum:

washed—0ut:

bootykun:

malformalady:

Hand-shaped icicle

no this is fuckin bullshit i can’t draw a hand to save my life but some water drips into that shape on accident

no fuck you nature fuck you

Amen

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9:27 pm 9:26 pm April 29, 2013 1:17 am 1:17 am

fasterfood:

did obama just start a rap battle with jay-z

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1:17 am 1:17 am
atumns:
“ paperfacesonparade:
“ THIS IS WHY GOOD DESIGN FUCKING MATTERS HOLY SHIT.
”
OH MY GOD WHO LET THIS THROUGH
”

atumns:

paperfacesonparade:

THIS IS WHY GOOD DESIGN FUCKING MATTERS HOLY SHIT.

OH MY GOD WHO LET THIS THROUGH

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1:17 am
jacknicholson:
“ When asked by a photographer to take off his trademark sunglasses for a photo, Jack Nicholson replied “You’re new here, aren’t you?” ”

jacknicholson:

When asked by a photographer to take off his trademark sunglasses for a photo, Jack Nicholson replied “You’re new here, aren’t you?”

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1:17 am 1:14 am 1:14 am
dickbarakat:
“ maarkhoppus:
“ well FUCK IF THAT ISNT A CUTE COUPLE OR WHAT
”
toe cruise
”

dickbarakat:

maarkhoppus:

well FUCK IF THAT ISNT A CUTE COUPLE OR WHAT

toe cruise

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1:14 am
dysphorism:
“ jethrocane:
“ the-hatred-machine:
“ hungrygrox:
“ no-this-is-jarod:
“ oneofamillionvoices:
“ witherd:
“ how can you not reblog this tho
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Shot in the water.
”
Holy shit.
”
Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing...

dysphorism:

jethrocane:

the-hatred-machine:

hungrygrox:

no-this-is-jarod:

oneofamillionvoices:

witherd:

how can you not reblog this tho

Shot in the water.

Holy shit.

Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe I will

Don’t even fucking think of firing a 1911 underwater.

A Glock (Glock 22 in this particular case) can because it has maritime spring cups attached

You CAN shoot underwater but you are exposed to multiple risks, and you can even blow the gun, your arm, or a lung (water pressure)

Use ONLY 9mm FMJ ammunition

Don’t even THINK of using hollow point, .45 or any other caliber, unless you want to lose an arm, OR your life.

Don’t even shoot near a wall

Soak and submerge the pistol for a long period to prevent the gun having air in the chamber because that can literally make the gun explode.

Seriously, owning a gun is a great responsability and if you’re to attempt this you better be fucking trained for it and know all the hazards and know-hows

Trying to copy what you saw in a gif could cost you your life.

thank u smart gun guy

safety 1st!!

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1:14 am

thepurdypurdy:

swooning-for-thomas:

ifyoudontl0veme-pretend:

coolification:

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Judging you if you don’t reblog this

JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL

Perhaps the one good joke that came out of Suite Life of Zack & Cody 

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1:14 am 1:09 am